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A Momentous Occasion

I worry about kids today not having time to build a tree house or ride a bike or go fishing. I worry that life is getting faster and faster.”
John Lasseter, Chief Creative Officer, Pixar

Two blog posts in two days, you say to yourselves?

It’s true. It’s your old blog buddy, trevorlibrarian, here. Not some blogbot or God forbid, an intern who has logged into the lighthouse’s dial-up connection. Yes, that’s right: we’re sill working on mid 90’s technology here. They haven’t figured out how to run cable out to the island where this lighthouse stands yet. (I’VE SAID TOO MUCH).

First: a knitting update for all of our new crafty followers who joined us after our misleadingly tagged blog post yesterday. It’s true that I mentioned knitting yesterday, but I mostly wanted to talk about Dave again. Dave is this summer’s Mr. Pauls apparently. (That’s a deep cut for regular readers).

So: knitting update. I found some string today on the kitchen table. It might have been yarn, but it was PRETTY THIN and not very FURRY. I asked my daughter if she knew what it was and she couldn’t give me a straight answer.

So that’s been the knitting update. I can tag this post “knitting” again with a clear conscience.


Who knows if this blog will even exist after the inevitable omega pulse, but ASSUMING THAT IT WILL, by the good graces of WordPress, let it be recorded that May 26, 2015 was a MOMENTOUS OCCASION. (and on the off-chance that none of this will be saved, does anyone want to volunteer to print all 200+ posts out and stick them in a duo-tang for posterity? I’ll provide the duo-tang. Are duo-tangs still a thing? The word sounds slightly questionable when you see it written out like that, doesn’t it?)

So yeah: I had this vision of me (and my wife) being out there with our daughter, patiently encouraging her as she went back and forth down the sidewalk, falling, struggling, getting back up, scraping knees, hug breaks for encouragement, more falls, more little victories, and this would go on for a couple of weeks and then she’d be off and it would be like a commercial for the Mormons and all would be well. I’d strip down to my Mormon-sanctioned undies and pour myself a nice cold glass of WHITE MILK and……do whatever Mormons do with their MANY WIVES after supper. Most Mormons don’t have multi-wives any more, right? The official church stepped away from that a while back, I’m pretty sure. I watched the first couple of seasons of HBO’s “Big Love”. I know what’s what. I don’t know what that Bill Paxton guy was thinking. Jeanne Triplehorn is all you really need in a wife, isn’t she? I mean, she’s the real deal. Look at her! Why did he have to go marry Chloe Sevigny? And then Ginnifer Goodwin? That lady doesn’t even have a properly spelled first name. It was all just too much. Three houses? Come on now.

Well, anyway, the reality was nothing like a Mormon ad. Our Audrey went through the usual stages of stroller, wagon, tricycle and then a BIG GIRL BIKE two summers ago. We had some training wheels on there, but I think they were second-hand and one of the screws was stripped so you couldn’t go more than a couple of blocks before you had to stop and reattach the trainers. It wasn’t great. I honestly don’t remember having training wheels as a kid. They seem to slow down the process. For me, there was just a time when I couldn’t ride my bike and then all of a sudden a moment when I could. It was almost that seamless for our daughter. At the end of summer two years ago, we took the training wheels off and tried riding without them for one afternoon and the result was so traumatic for everyone involved that we spent most of last summer not riding anything.

Then, at the end of last summer, my wife acquired this weird “third wheel” contraption that would attach to her bike and Audrey had her own set of handlebars and her own seat. She would ride along like as if she were in the rumble seat of a 1920’s Model T and we went for quite a few bike rides as a family in our extended autumn last year.

So fast-forward to last night. Our daughter asked if she could “practice” riding her bike in the front yard after supper. I thought that was a good idea. The soft grass would break her fall on the countless expected spills. My Mormon Ad Moment was finally here!

Well, you can imagine my surprise and chagrin when I came out to the front yard to see our daughter PERFECTLY RIDING HER LITTLE TRAINING-WHEEL-FREE BIKE back and forth in front of our house.

“Holy COW, Audrey! Look at you go! You’re riding a bike!”

“I know, Daddy.”

I went to get my wife.

“How long has she been doing this?” I asked her.

“Just today. I pumped up her tires and away she went.”

So, we have a new bike rider in our house now.

Another challenge met. Another victory won. Another milestone passed.

[This blog post has been paid for by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints]


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Late Night Lacuna

So I guess I’m not over Dave yet.

I got home from work last night around 9:45 pm. My wife was working on a wee hat for a little baby, recently born. The iPad was propped up on the bed, open to her pattern and she was trying to figure out how big she should make it. Our friend acted as the “head model” last week when the project got started, but that friend was now out-of-town and my wife was working from memory. I don’t want to give you the impression that our friend has a freakishly small head. No, her head is a normal adult size. She was using her hand, her fist, I guess, trying to approximate the baby’s head size. And now my wife wanted me to stand in for her.

Her: “Hold your hand like that. No, not so tight. More like this.”

It wasn’t so much like a fist as like I was about to do a shadow puppet of a duck, and I’m pretty sure this baby doesn’t have a duck head.

Me: “I don’t think this is going to work.”

Her: “Yeah, but you and [our friend] have the same sized head.”

This is not entirely true, I don’t think, but years ago my wife and our friend were in Toronto and our friend tried on some Blue Jays caps, trying to find the right size for me. They succeeded. Me: “Yeah? But that doesn’t mean we have the same sized hands, and even if we did, I haven’t even seen this kid yet. I don’t know how big his head is”. Is it grapefruit sized? Orange sized?

Still, I sat there with my hand in the air, while my wife wound some yarn around it, trying to size it properly.

Me: “Why don’t you make it a bit bigger anyway? That way, he can wear it longer.”

Head size is a touchy subject with my wife at the best of times. She made me this really great, warm, soft wool hat a couple of years ago, and I wore it for about 2 weeks and I loved it and then all of a sudden something weird happened with the wool. It started to stretch out and then the hat didn’t really fit all that well but I still wanted to wear it because she made something for me and not only that but I actually really liked it and I picked out the wool myself and it was great but then all of a sudden it was clear that I couldn’t wear this hat anymore and I’m not sure where it is now and I still feel bad about the whole hat incident. In two weeks I went from Mushmouth to Dumb Donald, no joke.

Evolution of my wool hat.

Evolution of my wool hat.

There was no comment from my wife. I feel like the hat will be the size that it will be, and it will be fine. She knows what she is doing. She can take string and turn it into stuff just using a couple of sticks. I still marvel at that.

And at that point I looked at the bedside clock, saw that it was 10:23 pm and then I actually went to get out of bed to go into the living room. I almost even spoke these words: “I’m going to see who’s on Dave tonight.” but I stopped myself. I stopped myself before I said anything, and before I actually got up.

I realized that there was no reason to get up.

I sunk back onto my side of the bed, and thought about how wrong it felt.

I`ve been pretty stoic about the whole thing, I think.

It`s going to be a long summer with that time slot “dark” until Stephen Colbert shows up in September. I worry about James Corden`s show. Will people really sit through a repeat of CSI: Fargo or whatever and then still stay up? Not me.

I’ve written a couple of blog posts on what Dave meant to me. I’ve enjoyed reading and seeing the many varied tributes from women and men I admire. I like stumbling onto tributes accidentally, like at the beginning of this week’s WTF Podcast. Marc Maron interviews Terry Gross, and I know some members of the fanbase like to cut to the chase and skip Maron’s opening bits and get right to the interview, but if anyone listens to that podcast, I encourage you to listen to the whole thing. Marc Maron says a bit of what Dave means/meant to him. It’s not mushy or overly sentimental, but I love that he said something. Also: I can certainly recommend Maron’s interview with David Byrne from last week too. That guy is really on a roll these days.

People that get Dave’s humour are my kind of people, simple as that.

I also snidely think that I don’t remember any such outpouring of affection and loss when Jay Leno left and then left again. I remember when Johnny Carson retired, it seemed like the right time. He came across as  tired and done and well……old. He started when TV was Black and White, for goodness sake. And yet get this: Johnny Carson was two years younger when he retired than Dave is now.

Like I said, I’ve been keeping it all together pretty well.

Until Saturday.

I saw this pic of Bill Murray, taken just before he made his appearance on the Last Late Show. He was on for just a minute, delivering the “Number 1” of the last Top Ten List, fulfilling the promise that he would indeed be the last guest (not counting the Foo Fighters who ended the show). This picture popped up in my Instagram feed from someone I don’t even follow. “brantleyg”. I just clicked on the “search button” and there it was, like I was meant to see it.

It took me a moment to figure out what it was exactly, and then it really hit me hard. Whatever it was about that photo, it caused me to start crying. Big ugly sobs. I was alone in the house, thankfully.  My grief over a lost tradition, the reminder of the unrelenting passage of time, a glimpse my own mortality and the impermanence of everything that was once good. It all hit me at once and I didn’t even mind. It felt good to cry. I had to finally admit to myself this simple fact:

It was over.

It was over, and that look on Bill Murray’s face. The sadness, the concentration, the unguarded moment before he “turned it on” for the cameras. I didn’t even see stage manager Biff Henderson’s hand on Bill’s shoulder until I went back to the photo later on in the day. Biff’s hand. Bill’s shoulder. Our shoulder.

On Sunday, I saw a brief clip of the Indy 500. Dave was there. He looked happy, relaxed. I could see him mouthing “thank you” to someone who was undoubtedly wishing him well. Things will be fine. Dave will be fine. Bill will be fine. Biff will be fine. And yes everyone here at the lighthouse will be fine, eventually. bill murray pic


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